Porkie In Happier Times?
Porkie may not be the cutest pig on the planet, but he is just
as meaningful to me as Toby is to his owner. Unfortunately, he
will DIE on December 31st, 2005 if you donít help. I rescued him a few days ago. I found him
at my local Safeway, cold, apparently severely injured from what appeared to be an attack from a
disgruntled butcher. I
took him in, knowing he had no chance to live from his injuries, but miraculously, he
is still here. I have since spent several days nursing him to health. Porkie is a fighter,
thatís for sure.
Unfortunately, on December 31st, 2005, Porkie will die. I am going to eat him. I am going to
take Porkie to a park and barbeque this sweet pig. I will then prepare Porkie for a
New Years feast. I have several recipes under consideration, which can be seen, with some
pretty graphic images, under the recipe section.
Porkie As He Appears Today
Now I know you are thinking "this is just a cut of meat", and you are right, it is, but
it's just as important to me as some guys rabbit. Besides I am going to go even
further than he does. If we reach our goal we will not eat any pork steaks* like
Porkie ever again. Ever! Not just me but my entire family of 5**. (Hey, I buy
the groceries I make the rules!) Just think of how many poor defenseless pigs like
Porkie can be saved.
If we can raise the 50,000$ we will spend such funds having Porkie cryogenically frozen,
a process we have already begun. We are doing this in the hopes that science will
advance enough in the future to take Porkie's DNA and somehow someway bring my friend back
using cloning or whatever science may come up with in the future.
I donít want to eat Porkie, he is my friend, and he has always been the most loving,
adorable cut of meat. However, God as my witness, I will devour this little guy unless I receive
50,000$ USD into my account from donations or purchase of merchandise. You can help this
poor, helpless pig's cause by making donations, or by purchasing merchandise at the
Saveporkie.com online store.
Be sure to check out our other pages with delicious recipes,
a gallery and a page for Porkie's travels. Tshirts coming soon and more!
Friends of Porkie
I will be listing all those making
donations to Porkie here and on the other friends of Porkie pages so be sure to let me know
how you want to be listed in your donations.
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